I had the opportunity of traveling to the United States of America last week. Upon landing at JFK airport, I was faced with a roadblock.
The officials at JFK airport were conducting a test to ascertain your profession before you are allowed into the country.
They asked a software engineer to prove he is a software engineer by balancing a binary search tree, they asked a physicist some quantum physics questions.
Being a stand up comedian, I was a little bit scared, I hope these guys won’t ask me to tell them a joke, I said to myself.
Well, that was exactly what happened. I was told to crack three jokes before I will be allowed to enter USA.
I cracked the first joke, none of them laughed….I cracked the second joke, none of them laughed.
One of the officials was like
I was like
I cracked the third joke, none of them laughed.
Facing an impending deportation, I saw one of the popular politicians in Nigeria approach the other side of the line.
The official over there asked him what he does and he told him.
The official then asked him to prove he is a Nigerian politician.
He dipped his hands inside his pocket, brought out 3 $100 notes and tried to pass it to the official under the table.
The official was like: