1. When you eat Amala Skye Bank for the first time
– best Amala in the world
2. When you are abused by an Ibadan woman
– it can pain, Ibadan women Sabi yab person die
3. When Voices by Edmund Obillo comes on air(Splash FM)
– nobody dey like carryover this show
4. Ibadan drivers and reckless driving
– they will be driving as if their brain is inside the boot of their car
5. How most event venues look like
-especially when the ticket is not free, Ibadan people too like free shows.
6. Ibadan girls favorite lie -> “I am a student of UI”
– Student of UI, department of Biography.
7. When you travel to Lagos and you are stuck in traffic for 6 hours
– Wetin carry me come here sef
8. When a bodija market woman tells you a yam is 2,000 naira because you dressed corporate to the market.
– I look like mumu to you ?
9. You waiting to feel the impact of Ajimobi’s government
You go wait tire
10. When people that stay outside Ibadan start yabbing Ibadan/Ibadan people
– If you don’t defend Ibadan, who will.